How about it?
This is the latest brainchild of Kris and Geoff. And this is the rationale, from the brilliant mind of my husband:
“Everybody loves bacon… If the boy was named bacon all the girls would be after him. They just don’t want to admit it because ladies don’t like to seem to anxious about food… I’m telling you bacon would be a ladies man.”
This all came to be last night while eating at IHOP. We had made the journey to Las Colinas to bum a shower off our good friend Geoff since our hot water heater is STILL broken and then decided on dinner. Well, I decided on dinner because french toast was the only thing that sounded appealing.
We’re sitting there and all of a sudden Kris goes, “If this baby is a boy, we should name him Bacon. Everyone loves bacon, therefore, everyone would love him!”
This is what I’m up against people. Please God, let it be a girl.
O wait, the next suggestion was “How about Eggs for a girl?!?!?”
Don’t worry grandparents, no child of mine will be named Bacon Lee Gibson.
Rolling on the floor laughing. Srsly! I do admit, boys have a thing for bacon. All I have to do is stand up at work and say, “Hey, does anyone else smell bacon? I think it’s coming from the lunch room…” and all the guys immediately pop their heads up over the cube walls to investigate.
Well everyone loves Candy, so if it’s a girl you could name her that. Just make sure you register for baby’s first stripper pole.